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Right, lets find out some things about you lot

A.all the time ,flies!

Q.who do you hate the most coppers or chavs
 
Chavs.

If you were walking along and found a bag wiv 15k in it, would you hand it in to the old bill, for their donut fund, or get your arse down to the nearest aprilia dealer and order a rsv4.
 
Scotch is a mans drink, Scots are a race of people that eat Haggis & Black Pudding like real men do, we also don't dance round feckin maypoles either, what is that all aboot:dunno


What is the highest speed you have achieved on two wheels
 
A. 176 showing on the built in lie detector (autobahn)

Q. Would taking 2 plugs out of an inline 4 give you that loving twin sound?
 
A. when my triumph triple was running on two cylinders it sounded like a parallel twin, but with the background noise of one cylinder going up and down, and doing f all.

Q. is it anti-social and against forum etiquette not to have an avatar.
 
A. No, It just shows you don't give a f*ck

Q. If there was a button on your bike that said "DANGER DO NOT PUSH" would you push it?
 
Of course !!!

Is 9000 pound too much to spend on an ex BSB henderson R1 track bike ??

(serious question)
 
Of course, you could have a newer rsv, and a tuono to go with your other rsv and still have change for a couple of beers.

when going downhill at speed which corner do you find you can ride faster, left or right?
 
I always corner with more conviction left up or down. :dunno

If you witnessed an accident and a friend was the guilty party but he left the scene undetected would you dob them in for shirking their responsability or would you keep quiet and think i would do the same.

Honestly
 
i would not dob them in, but speak to them about the consequences of not owning up, it would then be up to him after that



if you had mice in your garage and they were nibbling all and sundry, would you use a little nipper mouse trap or a humane one that catches them alive and you can then let them go in your neighbours garage (the one you don't like)
 
a.i would put them through my neighbours letter box ;-)

q. what you gonna vote net general election
 
a.i would put them through my neighbours letter box ;-)

q. what you gonna vote net general election

Tough one as they are all numpties. Lib dems is a wasted vote as they won't get in so if you want a change it has to be conservative. Not confident in Cameron at all though.

If your mate was riding like a **** would you tell him or just not go out with him again


ps My neighbour had mice and the pest control chap told him that if they humanly catch them they have to be released 2 miles from the source or they will return. the ones in Badgers shed i hand picked and they have baseball bats and helmets. Well ard
 
Just not go out with him again

Do you ever gets periods of being bored with riding?
 
Just not go out with him again

Do you ever gets periods of being bored with riding?

If i ride on my own i do much less mileage generally because i get bored.

do you think electronic aids in WSB/Motogp add to the spectacle or have they reduced the racing to how good your laptop is ?
 
do you think electronic aids in WSB/Motogp add to the spectacle or have they reduced the racing to how good your laptop is ?[/QUOTE said:
I think it has taken away from the spectacle that is top class racing, I used to love watching JT get the back end of his bike sticking out and wheel spinning round corners - it's a very rare sight nowadays.



- If you could dig straight through the earth from one side to the other would you, when you emerged, fall into the sky or fall back down your own hole?
 
You'd burn alive before you get that far.:dunno
Earths crust/lava etc etc.


Driving down the A41 southbound this morning and noticed a sign @ POLICE AIRCRAFT CAMERA SURVEILLANCE. Never seen these before.:dunno

Q... Food for thought here.
If you looked up and saw a Helicopter following you and you were excessively speeding what would you do?:eatcorn
 
Slow down, go home and put the bike in the garage, tell the missus what happened, then wait for the inevitable knock on the door. If it came, i'm fooked, job, no wages, plus she would batter me into 2010.

If you were riding in a residential street, and 2 different obstacles appeared in your path at the same time, the first being a 8 year chav, the second being a mum cat and 5 kittens, which wold you hit?
 
Slow down, go home and put the bike in the garage, tell the missus what happened, then wait for the inevitable knock on the door. If it came, i'm fooked, job, no wages, plus she would batter me into 2010.

If you were riding in a residential street, and 2 different obstacles appeared in your path at the same time, the first being a 8 year chav, the second being a mum cat and 5 kittens, which wold you hit?

A. CHAV EVERY TIME ,I LOVE ******* :devious

Q.WHY IN YOUR QUESTION COULD YOU NOT MAKE IT SEVERAL CHAVS ?
 
coz they are all chav loners in SWANSEA.:devious:devious

If you needed corrective eye procedure what would YOU chose :

A. ELTON JOHN SPECS
B. CONTACT LENSES
C. LASER TREATMENT
D. DO NOTHING AND HAVE A PATCH LIKE GABRIELLE.:pirate
 

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