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Put a smile on rsvsteve's face !

Such is life my friend :devious :devious
 
I got proof :yes, i ride a zx12 that i dont want :mad1. Only the lord knows when my ride will be ready and the lord mille has a lot of bits and pieces to put back together :confused.. but when she returns in her lovely little black number she will need running in so ill have to be gentle :devious:devious:whipping:wheelie
 
I got proof :yes, i ride a zx12 that i dont want :mad1. Only the lord knows when my ride will be ready and the lord mille has a lot of bits and pieces to put back together :confused.. but when she returns in her lovely little black number she will need running in so ill have to be gentle :devious:devious:whipping:wheelie

Steve, wouldn't have been cheaper, easier, quicker to shove another mille engine in rather than get this one stripped and re-built????
 
Yep i know what you mean and ive said that all along but the dealers are doing all the work under warranty and told me they will replace all and everything ... liners pistons the whole shabang :dunno. I dont know how much a new engine would cost but my bikes been in the garage for over 4 weeks now and that repair bill aint going to be cheap :eek:.

Just as well im not paying for it :thumbup:thumbup
 
MM mmm i wonder too how much, but them HONDA blokes are loaded with money , either way they dont seem bothered about cost but to be honest 4-5 weeks is taking the mic .

As its costing me nothing ill just wait till the day i get a phone call to ride my dream once again :thumbup
 
God you could buy a whole bike for £4200 and a damn decent one for that granted it's not going to be new but hey.............
 
Seems odd :confused, but even after only riding the mille for only 2 weeks i grown attatched to it and cant wait to blip that v twin throttle again :pirate.

Its going to be some day when i pick it up and whole lot of riding to catch up on even though its winter time :thumbup . Im off out now to pee off some rsv s on my zx12 for now !!!:yes:lol:lol:lol:whipping
 
No m8 but ill be giving them a ring on monday to see whats happening :confused,no doubt ill be letting you all know as this site is my only sanity to kill the pain of my lost ride :whoop
 
Rang the garage monday and the mechanic is back from the big apple but hes off sick till thursaday, got to ring up then so i hope hes found the problem :dunno. If not im going to go mad cos its been at least 6 weeks since i have ridden the mille :down:down:down:bawling
 
Uh oooohhh..It sounds like we need some more "keep your chin up" intervention here..:rolleyes:



An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "You can write with your other hand."


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THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad,
how many kinds of ****ies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well
son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are
like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears,
still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many
types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is
like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a
birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a
Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."


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A. Have a fourth one yell "Bingo!"

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Feeling a bit better now? :devious :laugh
 
Yes indeed pumpkin you are so kind :thumbup.

Ill feel much much better when i get my hands on my black metal god and give her a good seeing to :thumbup "6 WKS " and counting :bawling:bawling
 
6 weeks eh.. that's long but doable :thumbup

My situation is a bit more precarious it seems :confused

My Raptor is for sale, and there's a drop dead gorgeous '00 RSVR waiting for me, but as long as

I get no decent offers for the Raptor I'm stuck :banghead :( I'm gonna need a cheer up thread too :bawling
 
Yes you do but im sure all will be ok :thumbup, only thing against you is that this is the worst time to sell but the best time to grab a bargain . Swings and roundabouts i suppose , HOPE you sell it quick and join us in the rsv gang :yes
 
As of this week the bike's for sale in the UK too. I'm coming over to the NEC the end of the month and I could deliver the bike at the same time by van :)
So fingers crossed I can find my baby a fine new home in the UK the next weeks :thumbup
 

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