I WANNA TELL YA A STORY.. Remember me??? Yes im the **** that got PI$$ed off and cacelled my order for the V4 Tuono and bought a Diavel. All was going great untill i took it to Stelvio Italy. And then the compleat Numberplate system fell off and the bloody lot went down the mountain. All i found when i went back was the cracked No plate and a small bit of the chaingaurd:banghead. So i put the plate on the back of my backpack and carried on with my holiday. On return to GB I had a Ducati Recall for the bloody chaingaurd waiting for me, so bikes been at G Whites Plymouth Waiting for the recall part, a damaged rear wheel replacment. Plus all the other parts that hold the bloody No plate on. One bolt has broke off in the swinging arm. N ow not that im a Genius. But as soon as i picked up the chaingaurd up that mountain i saw that the two spacers that the bolts pinch up to were made of Brass so as soon as they Torqued up the bloody things. Well i wont go on. Guess what,, the modified ones got steel inserts Suprise Suprise. So no bike for three weeks so far, Still waiting could be another two weeks or more. It gets better. Phoned Ducati U.K. For tea and a little sympathy. They wouldnt even speak to me told me that my contract was with my dealer not them. So it seems the Ducati F**k up is all George Whites fault. All i wanted to know was would it be poss for them to express del the parts so ican ride the poxy machine before the summers over. Not even a sorry we could have possibly have seriously injured you. :bawling. NOW YOU PROMISED NOT TO LAUGH YOU LOT. At least iv taken del of my bike, anyone want to do a straight swap for a yellow and black one. I could be seriouse
Promise not to laugh.
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YOOOOHH Pair of Bas***ds I know your Laughing i can see the Tears of laughter stains on this page. Now that i know your going to take the P**s.. Im not going to tell you what Loan bike the Dealers given me. No No I AINT GONNA TELL YA.. Cause Once i tell you ,I know now you will laugh again and get those Stomache Pains. They gave me.. Wait For It.. Yamahas Top Of The Range 4cyl. Whoops i Swore,, 600cc Diversion.. Sorry I said the (4CYL) Word. Whoops i said it again.. Tell ya what though Im having Fits now,, Iv read and re read Pikemans posting above. And as Mackenro would say.. (You cannot be seriouse) YES I HAVE GOT ONE YOU TOTAL LACK OF HUMOURED **** *******. You always get one on line. With there rightiouse Rulebook Thinking. Let me explain Pikeman. Its a Joke. Pikeman. Oh dear Oh dear it aint the same lads when you have to explain to the lack of humour people at the back of the class. I thought Tuono owners would find it funny that i originaly ordered a 4cyl Tuono and got peed off of waiting Delivery So then went out and bought a Diavel. Only then, to have it fall to peices on me.. Are you keeping up. I just hope for your sake that you aint as slow on your Tuono.. What a compleat waist of a bike. Sorry the rest of you for this little Diversion... Oh sh*t look at that another joke (Diversion) ???? I bet Pikeman wont get that one either.. Catch ya later unless he gets me banned from the Forum. Grumps.. Fink eye wheel get bak two ther booke that eym riting.
Later mate. Have to give my straight man (Pikeman) a chance to feed me the next joke. Sorry but he's been on the Medication. Im sure he will respond. Cant wait.. Im just about to bugger off on the Divvi to the Dealers to Bag a ride on the V4 Tuo. Catch ya later.
If you've a tuono grumpy why are you riding the diversion to bag a ride in the tuono. Why not just ride the tuono.
Get a life mate or do yourself a favour, Stop sharing Pikemans Medication. Gawd Blimey where do we get them from. Brake Fade or Brain fade. cOME ON FEED ME MORE Amnunition. You Forum Monitors. The Webs Answer to Mary Whitehouse.
Right im back from the Aprilia Ducati dealer, Now im confused Duke63 which part of the Dealership is the Sh*t part.???? now for the good news. Or not. (Whatever) As they at least can see why im pi**ed off. they have offered to Get me a yellow and black Tuono V4 next week if i want one at no cost,So at least i have an option. Am on the Demo all day tomorrow. Oh joy. Have got the option of any make they sell up to a certain money limit. So now im looking at the normal RSV. V4 but depends on the rideing position. As im an old git and its to late and to large to get my *** in the air. And now this has been dicovered by Duke63. I might not be allowed back on the Ducati Forum. How dare i complain that my new bike is Knackered and sat on a Work bench in Plymouth. Now im glad i didnt sell my, V4 TUO Number plate.
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You need to read some of my posts from last year re: Aprilia's 'speed' in getting spares from their 'wonderful' parts depots.
Rant Rant, i aint bloody started yet, thats my sense of Humour Rant. You wait till someone realy pisses me off. ESPECIALY if they come from Brissol. Cos they speak funny down there and they cant play football. So there what ya gotta say about that.
