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Monday night & it's on tv again.

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Just sat down to eat my dinner & the wife's put one born every minute on, again.

Fat birds with ugly bloody minges, not what I wanted to see. Plus, none of the nurses look like the ones that have popped up in my dreams from time to time.

Hope she don't see this at 8 months pregnant. If you do, love ya just the way you are & someone has hacked my user name!
 
When the day comes get proper wired on stacks of strong coffee and look the other way.

Based on experience like......
 
When the day comes get proper wired on stacks of strong coffee and look the other way.

Based on experience like......

Lol. Not squeamish mate, just put me off my liver & bacon.

Is baby number three for the robbo household so know where ya coming from with the coffee, shame I don't drink the stuff.
 
The Heat and Hello mags an TV Times forums are oan anither website loons... big boys toys oan here..:D
 
I refuse to watch to it, I hate that programe.

agree wit u there mate!!!!!
now i just don't watch anything to do wit half ton man/woman/baby/teen/
or any a that *****... lil rant over.......:crazy:crazy:crazy:crazy:drool:drool:drool:drool:drool
 
Plus, none of the nurses look like the ones that have popped up in my dreams from time to time.

Just tell me that I've never been a part of your dark foetid dreams, mate...

besides, them L&D nurses are a hard lot. Only ones bitchier? NICU....
 
Lol. Not squeamish mate, just put me off my liver & bacon.

Is baby number three for the robbo household so know where ya coming from with the coffee, shame I don't drink the stuff.

We are expecting number 3 this summer and the mrs watches this every weeek !!
 
WTF for?? I NEVER watch "Life in the ER" and other ***** programmes like that cuz I get to see it all the time anyway. If you've had kids, why watch others pushing out a new welfare candidate? Didn't you get enough of that having your own? That being said... I love going around a track. I also love watching motorcycle racing... are there any similarities to watching some nappy broad calving out on national telly and already having yer own kids?
 
WTF for?? I NEVER watch "Life in the ER" and other ***** programmes like that cuz I get to see it all the time anyway. If you've had kids, why watch others pushing out a new welfare candidate? Didn't you get enough of that having your own? That being said... I love going around a track. I also love watching motorcycle racing... are there any similarities to watching some nappy broad calving out on national telly and already having yer own kids?
Amen to that brother.
There are so many reality shows on UK tv now its ridiculous.I dont need hospital shows like "one born every minute","The real A&E" or "Childrens hospital".I see inside enough hospitals with all me treatment.
Never mind,it will sooon be WSB round 2 and MotoGP round 1.:yes
 
Don't watch all that crap. But we did watch a recording of Wonders of the Solar System by a Prof Brian Cox. You have to see this first though, to then input your own comments as he's talking!! Sometimes, when you look up at the sky, it just ***** with your mind....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhn8j7S4uKU
 
I do not watch anything with....

...sick kids
...deformed people
...hard luck stories
...fat ***** stuck in their beds
...operations
...animal hospitals
...embarrassing ailments
...police chases
...'new age' commedians
...russell brand
...katie price
...celebrity chefs
...celebrity dancing
...celebrity dancing on ice
...celebrity cooking
...anything with ******* 'celebrity' in the title
...russell brand
...fly on the wall documentaries
...rags to riches documentaries
...a 'vote' now by text for 'X' to win
...a 'vote' now by phone for 'X' to win
...a 'vote' now by internet for 'X' to win
...a 'vote' now by pressing the red ******* button for 'X' to win
...russell brand
...studio audience autopsies by that **** in the hat
...studio audience participation
...simon cowell
...X factor
...Talent shows/celebrity Idol factor etc
...russell brand

...personally..., these days...I much prefer the Archers :yes
 
Tifa - about 70% of your list encompasses what my missus watches. Just add "little people". WTF??

Thank **** for talking bollocks on the internet! :thumbup
 
Discovery Channel. Jurassic CSI, Birth of a Star, How the Earth was made... fun **** like that. And the other night, "The History of Honda". Kool.
 
"As the Stomach Turns", "Tomorrow Never Comes Until Yesterday", and "All My Douchebags".

Oh, yer Brits, I forgot "Chavonation Street".
 
For tonight's delectation we currently have on in Chez Gilo: "My husband is Gay".

Riveting viewing.
 
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