Said i wis oot. but what the **** yer had more than two tonight mucker. Let it go, the feckwhit aint goin where we are. And wae any luck IT never will.
When I was in the Navy (Uncle feckin Albert me) and at college a crowd of us went for a load of ale and ended up back at a "friends flat". He was never very popular and only let us all in because it was raining and he was more wrecked than rest of us.
In the early hours of the morning and with much drunken giggling and childishness ... we crept into his room and carefully emptied a large vase containing about 2 pints of wee into his bed ... while he lay snoring and sleeping the sleep of the dead.
Next morning we were helping ourselves to anything edible when he sheepishly entered his kitchen ... complaining of the worst hangover he had ever had and vowing never ever ever to drink alcohol again.
Ever watched "The Inbetweeners" starring Pikey as Jay? .... bloody great programme and you can watch it on line.
The best bit EVER in inbetweeners..is when jay crashed that bike into that shop...i did actually have a wee in my boxers i laffed that much !!!!
i will try and find it and post it on here....