Found a HUGE problem with my Mille and they're ALL the same!!!

milliemonkey · Mar 7, 2009

Not had my mille long and have now realised that when you have a full bladder a big twin's lumpy vibrations really REALLY make you need to pee!

I thought i could make it from bicester back to Brize Norton but i had no chance. I came screaming into a petrol station. jumped off the bike and ran inside. The poor bloke behind the counter crapped himself. Must have thought i was ging to rob the place or something. I asked him where the toilet was but he was almost in shock by this point and just pointed as he couldn't speak. When percy was pointed it came out like a pressure washer!!!

Other than that it's a great bike.

ttfn

Monkey

kawasakiinit · Mar 7, 2009

milliemonkey said:
Not had my mille long and have now realised that when you have a full bladder a big twin's lumpy vibrations really REALLY make you need to pee!

I thought i could make it from bicester back to Brize Norton but i had no chance. I came screaming into a petrol station. jumped off the bike and ran inside. The poor bloke behind the counter crapped himself. Must have thought i was ging to rob the place or something. I asked him where the toilet was but he was almost in shock by this point and just pointed as he couldn't speak. When percy was pointed it came out like a pressure washer!!!

Other than that it's a great bike.

ttfn

Monkey

you takin the piss lol:nana

Sprocker · Mar 7, 2009

lmfao I had the same problem today when out around the Yorkshire dales I had to pull in to a farm entrance and let go at the side of the road ( A684 between Hawes and Leyburn ) bet I had a few comments from passing cars :laugh

teddy staff · Mar 7, 2009

your lucky i have 2 sit 2 piss old john thomas has been cut open 65% 2 repire it never have a skin graft from your mouth cause thats what they use still hurts 4 weeks on still 6 months on it gets repired properly last op of my life ? after 37 years should be pain free if i hold on and pee ide cut metal with it but then it would rip my pipe work out roll on july teddy staff

H.. · Mar 7, 2009

sprocker said:
lmfao I had the same problem today when out around the Yorkshire dales I had to pull in to a farm entrance and let go at the side of the road ( A684 between Hawes and Leyburn ) bet I had a few comments from passing cars :laugh

Bet you did too, thats because your not suposed to face the road.:devious

Cheers

H..

milliemonkey · Mar 7, 2009

sprocker said:
lmfao I had the same problem today when out around the Yorkshire dales I had to pull in to a farm entrance and let go at the side of the road ( A684 between Hawes and Leyburn ) bet I had a few comments from passing cars :laugh

That was you????? Christ I thought i was being flashed.

Sprocker · Mar 8, 2009

H.. said:
Bet you did too, thats because your not suposed to face the road.:devious

Cheers

H..

hehe when you've got it...flaunt it :devious

1066RSV · Mar 8, 2009

milliemonkey said:
Not had my mille long and have now realised that when you have a full bladder a big twin's lumpy vibrations really REALLY make you need to pee!

I thought i could make it from bicester back to Brize Norton but i had no chance. I came screaming into a petrol station. jumped off the bike and ran inside. The poor bloke behind the counter crapped himself. Must have thought i was ging to rob the place or something. I asked him where the toilet was but he was almost in shock by this point and just pointed as he couldn't speak. When percy was pointed it came out like a pressure washer!!!

Other than that it's a great bike.

ttfn

Monkey

:lol lmao.

You might want to lay off the coffee and go for water instead just a thought.

amb67 · Mar 8, 2009

I find that the V Twin is better than my previous IL4, now when that was screaming the vibes used to make me wanna pee like a fountain.

kawasakiinit · Mar 8, 2009

get a smaller battery and have a bag fitted under seat ;-) either that or fill ya boots lol

Eeza · Mar 8, 2009

Its an age related thing

milliemonkey · Mar 8, 2009

kawasakiinit said:
get a smaller battery and have a bag fitted under seat ;-) either that or fill ya boots lol

I'm already Ginger mate so stink of piss enough as it is.

But i like your lateral thinking.

By the way, top tip, Pirreli corsa tyres are SHIIIIIITTE in the wet.

was spinning up on today like a *******. was embarrassed about my riding coming accross roundabouts towards the end. proper 50 pencing around.

V_senna · Mar 8, 2009

milliemonkey said:
I'm already Ginger mate so stink of piss enough as it is.

But i like your lateral thinking.

By the way, top tip, Pirreli corsa tyres are SHIIIIIITTE in the wet.

was spinning up on today like a *******. was embarrassed about my riding coming accross roundabouts towards the end. proper 50 pencing around.

LOL at the ginger comment,

get that rear end out, mackenzie style, dicing with death!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ2EnHwaeJ0

stefano · Mar 9, 2009

I have found another problem, which does not occur with my other bike. When travelling at speed, and needing to slow down a lot, the tall tank and low seat seem to come into play, as in my butt slides forward and the Crown Jewels slam into the tank. OOUUCCHHHH!!!

Kiwi_rsvr · Mar 9, 2009

stompgrip is what you want......................or you good have the matrimonials removed !!

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