Last time I had grief, I ignored tannoy request to remove lid, strolled into shop, and shouted 'pump is broken'
'no it isn't, you need to remove your helmet'
'WHAT' ?
'you need to remove your helmet'!
'WHAT'?
'take your helmet off'!
'SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'VE GOT EARPLUGS IN'!
'your helmet, you need to take it off''
'TAKE MY WHAT OFF'?
'your helmet'!!!
'AHHHHHHHHHHH! RIGHHT, sorry'
Now at the front of the que, I proceeded to remove my helmet (very slowly) followed by scarf and earplugs. The que behind now about 10 long.
Apologise politely to everyone, and ask matey if I can have some petrol now.
Go in to pay, pretend I have no money, look at expression on face then give him my card.
Long winded I know, but it brightens my day no end.
BTW, I know of a bloke from Wolverhampton that used to sit on his bike whilst re-fuelling. Overspill burst into flames, and he was lucky to escape with just his knackers singed :lol: