Ever farted while bein given a BJ

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Ritch said:
Not that i can remember ?

One of my mates did **** himself while he as knocking the back out of this dirty old tart, does that count ?
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Ya slipped up there Ritch......you too have a secret profile, although your aint a secret anymore :biggrin:biggrin:biggrin:biggrin:biggrin:biggrin
 
little1uk said:
Ya slipped up there Ritch......you too have a secret profile, although your aint a secret anymore :biggrin:biggrin:biggrin:biggrin:biggrin:biggrin
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:thumbup safe with us cobber :nana
 
little1uk said:
Ya slipped up there Ritch......you too have a secret profile, although your aint a secret anymore :biggrin:biggrin:biggrin:biggrin:biggrin:biggrin
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Its the good lady wife fooking round with PC, you nip out to lunch for five and ya PC's been hijacked , think she likes to keep an eye on me. Better becareful what i say :whipping
 
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Never when getting a BJ (don't get them that often so better be careful). I've farted in an elevator when the doors where getting closed and I was alone in the lift, then as the doors were about to close someone just managed to put her hand through the doors and the lift's door re-open, 2 or 3 people got it.:pirate I was red faced hoping that it wasn't a rotten one and waiting that split of second that reveals the full horror, it was a bad one. I No one said anything but everyone was looking at everyone else with a face of I want to throw up, including me :lol:lol:lol
 
Ritch said:
One of my mates did **** himself while he as knocking the back out of this dirty old tart, does that count ?
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Did he continue we ask? And had he been for an after night curry :eek:
 
sergi75 said:
Never when getting a BJ (don't get them that often so better be careful). I've farted in an elevator when the doors where getting closed and I was alone in the lift, then as the doors were about to close someone just managed to put her hand through the doors and the lift's door re-open, 2 or 3 people got it.:pirate I was red faced hoping that it wasn't a rotten one and waiting that split of second that reveals the full horror, it was a bad one. I No one said anything but everyone was looking at everyone else with a face of I want to throw up, including me :lol:lol:lol
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I like the ol drop the eye burner with a full elevator just as you arrive at your floor..then ya step out and leave em with it & the doors closing :D
 
I once saw a great response from a guy who'd dropped a beaut and all his mates knew it was him and moved away leaving him in a circle on his own.
Brazen as you like, he just shouted, "oh come on lads, take deep breathes and it'll soon be all gone."
 
Not me

Can't say I have :puke

Once went with a mate to pick up his brand new Honda Fireblade from a main dealer ............ How disgusting is that ??????? :devious
 
Boyler said:
Can't say I have :puke

Once went with a mate to pick up his brand new Honda Fireblade from a main dealer ............ How disgusting is that ??????? :devious
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Thats fcukin wrong Boyler......you disgust me :lol:lol:lol:lol
 
While we're at the level...Guy I know plays rugby..His mate went for a cr*p while his girlfriend having a bath..He put his hand between his legs and grabbed the log whilst coming out and flipped it into the girlfriends bath (still steaming) You can imagine the reaction..(she left him):puke
 
Ritch said:
Not that i can remember ?

One of my mates did **** himself while he as knocking the back out of this dirty old tart, does that count ?
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:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol... must have been strange not knowing which end was coming first :lol:lol:lol:lol
 
long long time ago in a galaxy far away (not this continent!) ..........me and me mate pulled these two stunners:eek::eek:
went back to one of their houses:dunno

The one i was with was all over me like a tramp on chips:inlove

me mate was getting fook all :biggrin

he went for a piss and on way back he decided to go in the kitchen..........:devious

he pulled out a tub of margerine from the fridge crapped in it but it back in the fridge:puke

then **** blocked me all night till we fooked off in a cab:jack

HAPPY DAYS:pirate:pirate
 
i have never succeded in such a task but i can guarantee you when i get to thailand im going to try some sick twisted **** and tell you all about it in a thread similiar to this :laugh
 
By crikey, this thread has now officially spiraled into the den of eniquity...:eek:
 
Ok sooo its just me thats done it then.....

I was at a party come BBQ some years back when a lady (well i say lady id only just met her a few hours earlier) decided that i needed a little oral relief, im not stupid so didnt complain or offer any resistance..... then out of nowhere one slipped out, and not a descreet one either, took me by surprise and she was totally stunned, it was all down hill from there really cause i couldnt stop laughing which pissed her off more than the fart did......why do us men find a fart so funny :confused:confused
 

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