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:roll looks like 3000 push iron operators have now signed a petition for boris johnson to keep motorbikes out of bus lanes or fear of causing accidents to themselves and pedestrians.:jack
do they know how many pedestrians get injured from push bikes?
not to mention they dont pay insurance/tax/m.o.t's/jump red lights,go the wrong way up one way streets,ride side by side on roads at 10mph,along with fookin horses.
theyve even had to put cops on pushbikes to police the cyclists,saw a documentary about it all a few weeks ago.so much for 2 wheeled comaradrie:jack:rant
 
i think you should be able to kill or at least fck up cyclists as they just get in the fcking way, cars should have eighth plate doors specially for teaching the slippery buggers a hard lesson , most dont even have lights and they never have crashes but cause thousands, and with no tax or mot or even a test to work the dam thing, why should they be given the right that many of us pay hard earned cash for i.e driving on the road, if they had paths and used them i wouldnt mind but a lot of them dont, they just get in the way full stop.
 
exactly,they pay fook all,so shouldnt have a say about bollox all with what goes and doesnt go on the road,imho of course!
 
Mad Cyclists :coocoo...and they call us motorcycle riders temporary fools. :confused
 
Last year me and a couple of mates were out having a bit of a blast thru the lanes of kent and kept seeing people in flouro jackets standing by junctions,waving it us.we just thought they were doppy ramblers :dunno.we came flying round a corner to be met by a huge group of cyclist having a race,it was a proper race,time car with a big digi clock on top and support cars the lot.some bloke in a car was shouting something at us and waving to stay back.well we followed them for about 5 min and the mille started to get a bit hot,so i just went for it,around the outside of the lot,until i got behind the time car,the **** swerved to stop me getting past.as i slowed, both my mates shot round the other side of him,pissing him off even more.he had his head out of the car window shouting something at me like a mad man,all he got was a few choice words and i went for it nearly taking his fat head with me:eek:.fecking push bikes lycra freaks:biggrin
 
I think most push bike riders are roadkill waiting to happen.
How many times do you see them stop at a red light?
If they crash into your vehicle and cause damage they won't pay, and they don't have insurance you can claim off.
They often ride side by side so they take up the whole lane.
Then they have the cheek to try and dictate what other people can do on the roads when they make no viable contribution to the upkeep of the roads!
Grrr to them, I hope the petition they have come up with gets shoved back up thier collective arses.
Ok that's my rant over.
 
true mate,cant see them getting anywere with only 3000 signatures anyway,lol.
unless dopey boris cops out,as he got alot of votes from bikers down south claiming he'd open the cycle lanes in london,claiming that *** that was in before had ignored safety issues proving the lanes should be open for us.
 
rockdoctor said:
If they crash into your vehicle and cause damage they won't pay, and they don't have insurance you can claim off.
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That happened to me about 10 years ago, the **** came straight out of a side road and straight into the passenger door of my car, couldnt believe how much damage a fcukin push bike did, the **** then started shoutin at me sayin it was my fault, so the misses called the police before i kicked fcuk outta him, the police were very helpfull :jack, told me i could take him to court for repairs of damage but in their opinion it wouldnt be worth it and told him he should ride more safely, and that was that, think it cost me about £180 odd quid to repair the damage, i wouldnt of minded so much if it was a child or teenager but this **** was in his early 50's and should of known better :eatcorn:eatcorn
 
you should have drove over him and took the fine, that would have showed him to look where he was going next time, cars are the only weapon you can legally kill someone with, check the papers:(
 
ston3r said:
you should have drove over him and took the fine, that would have showed him to look where he was going next time, cars are the only weapon you can legally kill someone with, check the papers:(
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ya not wrong Ston3r.. i 2nd that motion!
 
thinking about it if you drove over him once, and tryd not to wheel spin as moved your car off the "poor old basta+d" you might have got away with it:)
 
hahaha this is a funny thread, laughin bad at ginga's encounter, i have had similar ones

what always shocks me is cyclists dont seem to realise how easy it would be for a pissed off car driver to take them down, they think they are invincible... until someone smites them, in the mean time they are about as annoying as all the insects at this time of year
 
....and scooters,fukn things.they are the insects of the road.
how would these numpty cyclists like it if we were as petty as them and decide to sign a petition to either keep them off the roadsa that most of us pay twice for (car and bike ffs) or make them pay insurance/tax/mot/have lights and indicators and a numberplate as standard?!
 
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ston3r said:
i think you should be able to kill or at least fck up cyclists as they just get in the fcking way, cars should have eighth plate doors specially for teaching the slippery buggers a hard lesson
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Bit extreme... but funny as fook i nearly spat coffee on my laptop :lol


ginga said:
Last year me and a couple of mates were out having a bit of a blast thru the lanes of kent and kept seeing people in flouro jackets standing by junctions,waving it us.we just thought they were doppy ramblers :dunno.we came flying round a corner to be met by a huge group of cyclist having a race,it was a proper race,time car with a big digi clock on top and support cars the lot.some bloke in a car was shouting something at us and waving to stay back.well we followed them for about 5 min and the mille started to get a bit hot,so i just went for it,around the outside of the lot,until i got behind the time car,the **** swerved to stop me getting past.as i slowed, both my mates shot round the other side of him,pissing him off even more.he had his head out of the car window shouting something at me like a mad man,all he got was a few choice words and i went for it nearly taking his fat head with me:eek:.fecking push bikes lycra freaks:biggrin
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I'd have done the same..only once i'd passed them i would have pulled across them and slowed right down and fcuked up there time trial...that would have pissed em off even more :devious
 
they make my blood boil, thinkin they got the right, i rode a bike(not very well) for a few months and i stayed away from roads because of cars and stuff i didnt takem on , and for trying to get bikes kicked out the bus lanes ha most bikes look out for every thing as are bikes are ours and we love and cherish them, most bus drivers are polish and dont own or care about there bus or what they hit, and would rather be hit by a bike than a bus:)
 
Just watched that youtube clip !! If i was on one of those on the crossing I WOULD HAVE KNOCKED THOSE MOTHER FOOKERS OFF !!!
 
Watched the youtub clip and was praying for one of those fuckers to get trashed. then it would be worth while watching it., bloody cyclists think they own the road.
 
they own fook all like the fat arsed,horsey toothed rich folk on their horses,
to own a part of something,you gotta buy into it,like us overpriced vehicle owners.they pay newt,and horses leave their **** all over the road,belong in a field ffs.
 
These anoraks will not stop until people stop using their vehicles. That is their agenda and they want us all using public transport. Several trials has shown that bikers using bus lanes in London means less accidents, doesn't delay buses and the traffic flows more freely. Basically I think most of these anoraks has never owned a vehicle, they've got a degree in politics or social science and since they don't know what to do, they get a job in traffic control and try to make it difficult for everyone. These are the same people who's build all sort of silly chicanes and islands in the middle of the streets of London. These are the same people that look at you in horror when you are shaving in the gym with the tap water running. Created bus lanes where it wasn't necessary because there wasn't retentions (call it maida vaile) and generally try to make riding or driving in London so annoying people have to use public transport. I really hope Boris Johnson will keep his word as many biker in London voted for him.
 

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