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Charity Bike Poker Run - Help for Heroes - George Whites - 30 May 09

Three guys, one Royal Navy Navy, one Army and one Royal Marine are taking the test to join the SAS. They have all passed the mental and physical sectinos and are down to the final interview.

Guy from the Navy walks in to be confronted by the SAS Head Shed who gives him a gun and says, "There are 6 bullets in that, your wife is upstairs, go up and kill her".

The guy disappears but comes back 2 minutes later to say,

"Sorry I really want to be in the SAS but she's my wife and I love her"

"Sorry" says Head Shed,"But if you can't take orders, we don't want you"

Guy from Army walks in and the same thing happens, he gets the gun and is told to go upstairs and kill his wife, but also can't do it, so is told to thin out.

The Marine walks in and is given the gun. Off he goes and suddenly 6 shots ring out from upstairs, followed by an almighty commotion, and 10 minutes later he walks back into the room drenched in sweat.

He looks at the Head Shed and chucks the gun at him saying, "You *******, they were blanks, I had to strangle the *****!!!"



Dude. The Royal Marines can have whatever the hell they want!!!
 
Three men were chosen to help carry out an experiment, one RAF one Royal Navy and one Royal Marine. The were put in an empty square room for an hour with two perfectly round metal balls and told to entertain themselves. After an hour the scientist came back and asked the RAF guy what he'd done, He replied, 'Well, I've managed to balance them on top of each ofther.' When the same was asked to the Royal Navy guy he replied, 'I can roll them into each other and they make a nice noise.' The scientist was impressed and went to see what the Royal Marine had come up with. When he was asked the question the Marine replied, 'Well I've lost one and broken the other one'
 
So who's coming then on Saturday?

The three people who was going with have bailed out due to money and bike failures.

Would be good to meet up with some of you :0
 
wish i was coming bud but I've double booked myself and will half way to the alps on saturday (assuming i've sorted my luggage woes that is. I STILL havn't got a rear seat and i leave in thursday. HELP!!!!)
 
Hoping to be there about 0930ish
Black 07 factory
Crowtree leathers with a big patch on't arse
Andy MAC:ytiller
 
Hoping to be there about 0930ish
Black 07 factory
Crowtree leathers with a big patch on't arse
Andy MAC:ytiller
I think I might give it a bash. Good bike, good weather and a good cause it seems hard to say no. I'll only have to go shopping or something!

I'll try to get there for 9.30 as well. Red 03 RSV (RSR Leathers)
 
im gutted im gona miss this, gotta bloody work!! sorry lads. myt try and get ova to foxs cafe after i fin tho! mabes c u there
 
top day, Nice to me Matt (Mint bike mate). Shame only hooked up with another zoner but still good. Rode with a couple of zx9 owners from zx9-r.net, nice blokes and another guy we picked up on his new zx10r.

Heres a couple of pics of the day, well Abingdon Honda :lol
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top day, Nice to me Matt (Mint bike mate). Shame only hooked up with another zoner but still good. Rode with a couple of zx9 owners from zx9-r.net, nice blokes and another guy we picked up on his new zx10r.

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Real good to meet you too. Superb day out. Great weather, great people, great cause and great bikes. What more could you ask for? Definitely doing it next year.
 
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