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She could be down there hiding from the lip readers and saying "Eh up Wills you ride a Ducati 1098. Ever though of getting a pair of them urban cammo trousers like Newelly on T Zone"

He says in retort: "Nae ****** likely hen....Urban Cammos way too trendy fur a Royal, traditional standards must be upheld ye ken!"
 
I wouldn't say obsessed. Scarred maybe. Saw someone on Saturday wearing them and was gonna take a pic but he eluded me. It's just so damn wrong. I can get the jeans and I can get the plain combats but I just cannot get the cammo.

Plain combats ???, Denims
 
Yeah u know the ones Hector. The plain combats are like a fawny colour with loads of pockets on. And the jeans. Don't mean normal ones them ones with the kevlar in. I can get thouse even though myself I wouldn't wear them. Rather put a pair of leather trousers on to be honest.
 
Hey u lot.....captions min captions...ie funny banter aboot the picture......an less o the fashion debate *****.....
 
Hey u lot.....captions min captions...ie funny banter aboot the picture......an less o the fashion debate *****.....

Sorry Rico min ... it's Bay ... he's as kinky as feck about de-regeur urban cammo

How about "No no please stop it ... last time something filthy like this happened that neurotic anorexic housewife that used to be married to Uncle big-ears grabbed the wheel of her merc and caused a big crash"
 

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