jokes

HERE GOES..... Whats got 1 eye and 4 legs? .........Half a pigs head on a stool. Haha classic i know. And secondly. What do you do if you see a epileptic having a fit in the bath? Throw your washing in. Now if them couple of beauty's don't keep you smiled...

ok, everyday one jokes..heres one for today.. A guy, very much in love with his girlfriend named "WENDY", decides one day to have her name tattoed on his "Little Brother". When his "Little Brother" was relaxed, you could see the letters "WY", while when it was erect you could read the whole his...