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  1. T

    Spark plug caps... What a pain in the arse.

    So i thought i'd swap out the plugs on my 2004 tuono amd after buying new plugs, bendable wrench and watching a decent vid of how to change the plugs on youtube i thought id have a crack at it last night. All was going swimmingly - near sides plugs swapped without removing the air filter...
  2. jeff

    Tight arse stand

    I,ve been get frustrated over the last few months, not being able to get the front of the bike off the ground to let me get the wheel out etc. Funds being very tight at the moment I can't yet afford to get the abba stand that I want. Well last week I thought that if I made up some blocks to...
  3. bollock chops

    Gen 2 arse

    Just starting me gen 2 arse on my gen 1 should be finished next week ill post some pictures when she's finished :)
  4. rig1

    Sore arse ?

    Not any more .... Got myself a £10 pair of padded cycling shorts on the ebay for long days in the saddle on the mille. Tested them with a 320 mile blast round the highlands (loch Ness - Invermoriston - Fort Augustas etc yesterday afternoon and what a difference :thumbup:thumbup Just need...
  5. Fogg

    Hard arse

    I may have just realised why, since buying my Mille in November last year, I have been struggling to get any feel. The previous owner, who shall remain nameless, obviously reads too many magazines written by partially knowledged track day "heroes", and or idiots. and believes that everything...
  6. 2TROKE

    Arse out :-0 holy sh*t

    Took the prilla out for a spin on the slightly damp roads this avo takin it pretty steady as I'm quite new to the world of sportsbikes.............. The main reason was too go and fill her up with fuel at my local Morrissons.........and see how she started a few times on the ride out after...
  7. J

    Got knocked off mille today, arse

    Went for a ride with gravel rash today. before i even got to him i was knocked off on round about. car in middle lane and cut straight across me to exit, bless her. Here i come new mille may upgrade to an r if insurance play ball. P.s Thanks steve aka Gravelrash for you help today.
  8. S

    Short Arse

    Hi and hello Picking up an 04 Mille in a week. Dealer tells me the guy who had it before me sold it out of embarassment after falling over in front of a crowd of mates, due to shortness of arse. Not the tallest myself, though no problem with my Storm - should I be investing in heel extenders...
  9. F

    Arse hole

    I've finally found a use for the two holes in the arse of the beast (no not the exhausts) iether side of the tail light. I poke my connector for my trickle charger out of one. Cue the innuendos fnar fnar...
  10. seanramsay

    raw arse

    just took the prilly for a plenty decent run the day 300 plus, any scottish boys wii ken the route, east fife, up to braemar, along toward banchory then hooked a left up to tommeltoul, up by the lecht, to aviemore, along to spean brig to fort william then up over glencoe, tyndrum, loch earn to...
  11. Mr_Damage

    99/2000 arse end !

    2 pronged question realy, I have a 99/2000 mille and think the arse end looks awfull. Does an 02 rear body fit? From what I can see they are very similar. Has anyone done this or looked at it? I'm hoping that rear seat unit, lights and seat/cowev will fit without toomuch bother...
  12. gaz

    soft arse question

    I don't have a user manual for my bike, so the dash saying 'service' is it just like a car that is just a recomendedone or is it more serious? I did a service 1k ago so don't think its ready for one yet. If it is just a service indicator how do I reset it? Ta GAZ
  13. pstormer

    good will to all men my arse

    Hope you never have to see your bike like this :scared Take one bright orange tri colour aprilia with head light on, one set of traffic lights and one dumb arse 7.5 ton lorry driver who has realised he has missed his turning :jack. Pull up at least one cars lenght behind him, then look in HORROR...