Sunny days & scantily clad girls
Reminds me of a little episode a few years back.
I went to a meeting in Telford, nice weather, midsummer, so I took the bike and changed when I got there. We finished just after lunch, so I took the scenic route back across country, eventually riding through Mansfield (I think) enroute home.
I was riding down a street of fairly big houses, walled gardens and drives dawdling along in the afternoon sun, following a bloke in a Merc SLK with the top down. Out of one of the drives a young lady, late teens I guess, walks onto the path heading towards us. She's wearing little white Daisy Duke shorts and a vest top, barely containing her rather lovely figure, chatting away to someone on her mobile phone. Very much an eyeball magnet, as I passed her, and my attention fully returned to the traffic, I realised the car was almost stationary and was turning into another of the houses. I whacked on the brakes and performed an impromptu stoppie trying not to hit the car, stalled the bike and just kissed the rear bumper of the car.
The driver looked over his shoulder at me laughing away, and said something like, "Me too. It's my neighbours au pair, I nearly drove into the garage wall last week, she was sunbathing topless on their lawn. She should carry a health warning."
Sadly working from home cuts down the scantily clad girlie quota to pretty much zero during the day.
