C'mon guys, I am a little strapped, but this has to be top of the list. 
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Really? She has some, umm, interesting logic.
So the fact I want one but don't have one, does that mean I have a huge **** but secretly want a tiny winkle?
Because that's not true.
I already have a tiny winkle.
(And really isn't the size, it's what you do with it... .. and who it's attached to. No point having a 12" winkle if you're a 20 stone lard arse!)
Saw one in the ****** gravel carpark at the GP, where the bikes were dropping like flies!
I must say that I agree with my wife here - this is the sort of bike Roman Abramovich would buy if he thought biking was suddenly the 'in' thing or a Barclays corporate banker would buy this week with his bonus to park next to his Ferrari and DB5. This isn't biking - I spit on Ducati Desmosedici'sirate
irateThey are nice ,so loud i have stroked one once .I only ever see old blokes on ducati they are the only ones can afford them and run them properly .
Ducati same as rover 45 . oap rides.
I have small willy so i would have one .
:bling
Ducati same as rover 45 . oap rides.
I have small willy so i would have one .
:bling
They sound amazing; a guy turns up pretty regularly to Weston bike night on one.
So Dolenc, why do you ride a 1000cc bike?
Get a mini-moto mate, then you can apply that logic about size vs. size.
It's like racism on here- guys, there is a lot more to life than an Aprilia RSV!!! Don't begrudge anyone who can afford a desmo; it's the ultimate sports bike. The Ape is a nice thing, good value for money and reasonably quick- but it ain't the be all and end all of motorbikes.
So Mike, why isn't it biking? Looks like a bike, sounds like a bike, feels like a bike- logic tells me it's a bike.
Little bit of jealousy, me thinks....
Get a mini-moto mate, then you can apply that logic about size vs. size.
It's like racism on here- guys, there is a lot more to life than an Aprilia RSV!!! Don't begrudge anyone who can afford a desmo; it's the ultimate sports bike. The Ape is a nice thing, good value for money and reasonably quick- but it ain't the be all and end all of motorbikes.
So Mike, why isn't it biking? Looks like a bike, sounds like a bike, feels like a bike- logic tells me it's a bike.
Little bit of jealousy, me thinks....
Because Im big all around.. And rsv for me is a minimoto
And you are right there is more to life than RSV.
There is also the rsvr and factory
And you are right there is more to life than RSV.
There is also the rsvr and factory
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Falkirk, Scotland
Who the **** buys a Desmosedici RR "on a whim" then only rides it once FFS??!!.
ONCE!!!
What a prize turnip. :jack
ONCE!!!
What a prize turnip. :jack
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Northern Territory AUSTRALIA
For me biking should be accessible and not status related.
When you pull your leather’s on and ride your bike you loose your everyday social identity and status – you become a biker.
But when you don your hand-stitched corporate Ducati leathers and push your Desmosedici out of your centrally heated garage you’re making an altogether different statement.
You’re not saying ‘look at me I’m a MotoGP bike riding superhero’ – although you might think you are…
What you are really saying is ‘I buy into corporate advertising and hype and being a biker is not good enough and I want to prove that I’m better than you…’
I must admit that it’s a great looking bike – but it’s a bit like driving a Ferrari – when most people see a Ferrari drive by they’re not thinking ‘cool guy – cool car’ they’re thinking ‘********!!’. At least I am anyway – I might be wrong about everyone else.
And I accept that there are exceptions to every rule.
But for me I’m happy with my humble RSV and my mismatched leathers…
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Falkirk, Scotland
If I had enough money to buy a Desmosedici I would rag the absolute arse off the thing every time I went out on it.
And if I slung it up the road it would be just a case of saying "Right- bring me another one, this one's split". :nana
There's a guy near me who has a Tricolor 1098 and every time I see him he has the throttle nailed and contrary to what some folk would imagine he can actually go round corners too.
Ride it like ya stole it.
And if I slung it up the road it would be just a case of saying "Right- bring me another one, this one's split". :nana
There's a guy near me who has a Tricolor 1098 and every time I see him he has the throttle nailed and contrary to what some folk would imagine he can actually go round corners too.
Ride it like ya stole it.
Here, here. If I could indulge I would, then I'd bin it on the track and ride the spare desmosedici home :devious
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Gosport-Hampshire
Jon this is an RSV site so naturally people like RSV's and it's not racist:eatcorn
The Duc is an amazing machine and if i had the money I would have one but like Mike said too many people are coming in to money and buying the "Biggest and Best" toys. They go out do a direct access test and buy bikes like this to start on, they then can't ride them properly piss off car drivers and give all bikers a bad name. They then spend the majority of the time car park dwelling and telling everyone that it's "just a weekend toy" as the bloke who frequents a local cafe does. That said this is not the case for all of them and I don't want to tar everyone with the same brush.
It's got nothing to do wit ***** size so I think that's a bit unfair, if we were all honest with ourselves we would get one if we couldirate
The Duc is an amazing machine and if i had the money I would have one but like Mike said too many people are coming in to money and buying the "Biggest and Best" toys. They go out do a direct access test and buy bikes like this to start on, they then can't ride them properly piss off car drivers and give all bikers a bad name. They then spend the majority of the time car park dwelling and telling everyone that it's "just a weekend toy" as the bloke who frequents a local cafe does. That said this is not the case for all of them and I don't want to tar everyone with the same brush.
It's got nothing to do wit ***** size so I think that's a bit unfair, if we were all honest with ourselves we would get one if we could
irate
