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****** ell R min your putting some hours in. Delegate man delegate.
 
Jist on checkin oot whit ***** a posted last night and read the previous posts.

Made me laugh big time. :lol
 
Woke up this morning at 1030hrs ... on the sofa.

Head not too bad ... but my mouth was so dry and claggy with Bombay Badboy pot noodle and red wine that I had to drink a pint of water through clenched teeth just to prise the fecker open.

Never again.

OH .... go on then ... I'll have that bottle of Merlot now thanks.
 
Never say never New :thumbup

I woke up this morning and thought I hadn't slept I was so ******.
 
...jist back hame efter bein oot fur a very nice meal wi Wee Morag and some friends an noo enjoyin a nightcap o two fingers o SmokeHead, the "mystery" Islay malt.
 
Pray tell r, "mystery" as in how the feck did that get intae ma swally cabinet, or is it a dod of blow fae islay. :dunno
 
nuthin so exotic Al.....the folk who brand the Smokehead malt winnae disclose which distillery it actually comes oot o.....

...an whits awe this talk about blaw....ah thocht the wee rollies ye dae wir suss....u stick tae yer apple juice min!
 
Ma last dozen or so dudes that 'ave employed have all been officinardos of the blaw long term. (paranoid tae feck every one of them).
It's jist the baccy an juice fir aldo.

Lookin forward tae next sunday. If ra weathers dry we'll pick yer up at newtonmore, if it's pish we'll see yer in killin.

A spoke to ma sis ra nite.

Not a prob if yer want to.
 
Aahh dunno, here's me being sensible last night and taking it easy. Mrs Ends sniftering for the 3 of us so I sneak off to me pit and leave her and no2 sprog down stairs chatting bollox. Mrs End makes it to bed and grunts like a wounded animal ALL ******* night. Must of been over sniftered eh.

7-20am in Nobland and its looking ***** outside, mint,,not.
 
Only the one tinnie for me last night. Was racing at the Bristol 12 hour mountain bike race yesterday. 9.00am-9.00pm (in a team of four, I'm not deranged / fit enough to race it solo). Got in about 10.30 after unloading the car proper knackered so munched a pizza washed down with one measly beer and hit the sack to sleep like the dead. Bottle of red warming nicely on the kitchen windowsill for tonight. :thumbup
 
Company golf day last week.

Bloody good fun ... 27 customer + 7 of us

Some hackin an a diggin

Meal

Bar

Transfer to hotel

Bar

One of my sales team (could be any of us on here) had had far more than a pig and tried to compensate for loss of ability to speak ... by adding VOLUME!

A quiet word and he sloped off to bed

Other members of my squad had foolishly gone off to town in taxis ... to a casino!

Q
When is it not a good idea to bimble into office at 1111hrs with shot-blasted eyes and breath that would take the varnish off a table at 50 paces?

When you boss (me) is sitting quietly waiting to deliver your yearly appraisal scheduled for 1100hrs

Sometimes, staying the right side of bladdered is a good decision!
 
I am tonicht, its pissing doon and there's **** all on Sky unless you want tae watch CSI or cricket:banghead
 
I fell awf the wagon the ither nicht. A couple of Strongbows wi' the forty Insanity hot wings... I like 'em hot.
 
Bit naughty last night, Mrs End treated me to a bottle of The Macallan fine oak. Nearly half gone now. Good job I can walk to work.
 
Nob said:
Bit naughty last night, Mrs End treated me to a bottle of The Macallan fine oak. Nearly half gone now. Good job I can walk to work.
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quality will result in no hangover ... it's a fact!

Pishy lager and cider make you bad

Either Good ale or fine wine or malts and water b4 bobo's = fresh start

Me?

I take what comes and suffer the consequences.
 
Hangover = dehydration

Drink a litre of agua before you pass out, and another with a couple of aspirin when you get up to pee, and nuther when you finally decide to get up for the day. Plain ol' H2O will ameliorate your hangover immensely.


Then again, so will not drinking....
 
O eye, no angova with The Macallan boys. In fact it usually has some rather positive results, if ya get me drift ;-]
Feel a bit rough this morning though after a few snifters with the boys last night.
 
Easy snifter tonight in preparation for a huge session snifteroo tomorrow.

Bath races - every year me & the boys go there and **** me it's one mahoosive pissup :thumbup

Bus picking us up @ 10, beers on the bus - bring it.

Pissheads nirvana. Bit like Xmas day as every fuckers on an all-dayer :)
 
shvlheadwolf said:
Hangover = dehydration

Drink a litre of aqua before you pass out .... yada yada yada....
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I know all that but when I'm in my cups (Gilo will know what that means) I can never remember or be arsed to drink water. Raid the fridge yes! Drink water? Nfc

Wolf ... as a medical man surely it ought to be possible for me to fit a permanent line in ones arm such that Mrs Welly can simply plug me in to a couple of litres of water when I roll into bed?

By the same token, if the weather is inclement and at times of extreme cannotbearse-edness ... one could plug ones arm into a bottle of cheap piss ... watch Moto GP, sip a good quality drink ... not get up for a wee ... changeover valve from cheap piss to water at bobo time ... What about a catheter as well?

Damn ... I think I am really on to something here!
 
Blimey, I've got real steamer on this morning. Time for a fry up.
 

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