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Whit the ***** goin oan here...ahm up tae mah nuts daein mah invoicing an you lot are haein mid week snifterin an tasty barbies.....

......where did ah go wrang!
 
Sorry Rico but having another snifty right now. Went for a ride today with Roly but not a biggie. Left at 11 back by 3. Cracking day here though :thumbup

Nice pics Nob didn't realise you had my favourite colour Gen 2 :)
 
n, don't judge ma toon/boozers by yer student/family stay here mucker. yer know that ma toon and the world over has some seriously kool watering holes.
 
.where did ah go wrang!

Yer selt too much **** mucker.

Yee Haa.
 
n, don't judge ma toon/boozers by yer student/family stay here mucker. yer know that ma toon and the world over has some seriously kool watering holes.

For sure matey ... only jesting

I lived in Uphall for 23 years and as my locals were the Dovehill Arms, The Volunteers Arms and The Oatridge ... I was a bit scarred!

Also (31 years ago) Glasgow for 2 years before it became chic ... and back then it was a **** hole; no trendyness and no class.

Nothing finer than discovering a gem of a watering hole wherever you may be in the world.
 
...

Proper ale ... in Scotland?

A pint of heavy isn't proper ale min!


The Black Dog, Belmont Lankisheer Ingerland, Newelly bud.

I ain't a Nesbit I'm a big fat northern ******* from Manc.
 
Just starting my 4th Estrelle and have a Litre of Smirnoff Blue as backup.
 
2 x bottles of tinto tonight

bottle #1 = "Muro de Vino Piemonte, Barbera 2009"

nfi what it is ... Mrs Welly bought it for me ... it's quite nice but as it's new to my liver I will send a well trusted bottle of Merlot after it later, just to make sure its settled in ok
 
That's my boy New.

Had a few stellas earlier as fri night is cards night. Now home demolishing lots of White while posting loads of ***** on here as apparently that's all I do on here :thumbup

Here's me thinking I was just passing the time with like minded people but hey-ho :)
 
2 x bottles of tinto tonight

bottle #1 = "Muro de Vino Piemonte, Barbera 2009"

nfi what it is ... Mrs Welly bought it for me ... it's quite nice but as it's new to my liver I will send a well trusted bottle of Merlot after it later, just to make sure its settled in ok

An unplanned deviation from plan ... like ending up on a mountain whilst sposed to be on a group ride

I swerved from the trusted Merlot ... and opened another new friend "Austrailian wine of Austraila, Red wine" from the Co-op

Its as rough as **** and when it meets Muro de Vino Piemonte, Barbera 2009 ... I fear for the worst

To make matters worse ... as Mrs Welly can cook **** ALL and cares not if I return tired and hungry after a 12 hour day ... I have just partaken of a Bombay Badboy pot noodle ... and as usual (swear on the life of my T) I added a goodly amount of Encona West Indian hot pepper sauce.

**** = me

Tomorrow I drive to Dudley "HUZZAH"

To collect my useful and anti-pillion tippage Ventura luggage set

All I need now is a thing called "time"

I have kids

A dog

A wife in a moby scooter

get me out of here!
 
******* hell New me and you are same person bro. You make me giggle.

Oh and for the record we knew the mountain it was a planned excursion.

Good plan for the Ventura tho - hoping Lucie is ok now :thumbup
 
Celtic boys like their pop, Newelly, good luck with the luggage run, hope Lucie is on the mend, as are you.
Been for a pint or two in the local (ish) got a lift home from a guy who was there when i went in the pub
and had a f*** site more ale than me, but saved a mile walk home, now having a good shot of Glenmorangie
to steady the nerves. Bollox, should have walked!!!!
 
FFS!

I thought you were one of the resident Braveheart community!

Newls min...either yer the thickest o twats oot there ...or its jist yer usual banter.....Nob Scottish? ..aye right! :lol ......in his dreams!
 
Newls min...either yer the thickest o twats oot there ...or its jist yer usual banter.....Nob Scottish? ..aye right! :lol ......in his dreams!


Why the **** would I wish to be Scottish ??? Their all fat, bald, obnoxious, dog breathed, alcohol riddled, small willy'd, skirt wearing, deep fried, racist nob heads.

But then again as Monsieur Lobimindapond Barrymore says, 'your my kinda people'. :hail
 
Why the **** would I wish to be Scottish ??? Their all fat, bald, obnoxious, dog breathed, alcohol riddled, small willy'd, skirt wearing, deep fried, racist nob heads.

aye ..and yer point is?

Noo where the **** did ah leave mah ***** enlarger an coronary response kit, an ken its aroond here somewhere?
 
aye ..and yer point is?

Noo where the **** did ah leave mah ***** enlarger an coronary response kit, an ken its aroond here somewhere?

My ***** enlarger is still in bed snoring her ******* head off.
 
like that one Nob...sat at me desk here catchin up as we are busy as fook just now...lightened me mornin that did
 

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