BTW you pisstanks. I am TRYING to refrain from alcoholic bevvies in the interests of losing mah bellay... Yer making me salivate and yer NOT being very helpful...
That being said, mebbe I shouldn't be reading this thread.....
Of course you should be reading it!
Now then ... where were we?
Large glass of Tawny Port ... a nice piece of blue stilton and some water biscuits (cos water bics aren't fattening)