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I'm getting leathered tonight then thats it, I'm joining the Jehoveruses or summat. Gotta lose weight, all time fat fat terwatwat.
 
Nob said:
I'm getting leathered tonight then thats it, I'm joining the Jehoveruses or summat. Gotta lose weight, all time fat fat terwatwat.
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i remember saying that in 77...................................

it dint work then either..



by the way... will the seat of the fuono not fit yer T...
 
Well last night pissed tonight as back to work Tuesday. However a really short 4 week term before half-term which is also my birthday week. I do feel v sorry for my liver :)
 
And yet again gazzillions of users & no posts. Does noone else click the 'Whats new' button & reply? FFS!! :)
 
garry said:
i remember saying that in 77...................................

it dint work then either..



by the way... will the seat of the fuono not fit yer T...
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Nah, tried it this morning before I left, good fuggin job really eh. The T would have been properly trashed, thank fook for the Barry Manilow Foono hooter.
 
Stix, you just made me aware of the "whats new" button, Ta
Work tomorrow so four "Tanglefoot ales" and an early night, hope the liver survived the break.
 
Yes I'm still alive just. Back to work in the morning boo-hoo :(
 
I wouldn't post much on it then would I! Cutting back now back in work, I've been a bit ridiculous lately. Well I say lately every holiday is much the same.

I want to lose some weight also feel a bit of a bloater at the mo.

No drinking until Friday - thats a long time for me :thumbup
 
I would just like to say I am NOT having a snifter tonight!

First time in.......ummm first time in ages :thumbup

Very bored still in work invigilating an exam :(
 
I too am back at work and must lose weight = less sniftering

Left home at 0645 ... back home at 2310 ... bollox

No booze of any kind until Friday night

Need to drop a stone ... and having a really big poo won't do it; well maybe for a day it might.

Oh!

And thanks for introducing me to the "whats new" button as well!
 
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I thought we all used the 'Whats New' button!!

Invigilating is incredibly boring.

First night in yonks zero snifter. Probably sleep like **** tonight!
 
ashcorner said:
I have a wedding to go to today at two o'clock, they leave from here so there are bodies everywhere! I've just poured a large Bombay Sappire, ice and a slice, a minimal amount of tonic, lovely! I imagine it won't be the last today and yes I know it's rather early!
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******* LOVELY!!!

Then again, I have nine little screws and a wee plate in the proximal phalanx of my L fourth finger (the bone your wedding ring goes on) from a rip roarin' good night with some Bombay Sapphire. I was walking away from the bonfire looking for a place to pee. Saw a break in the bush alongside the path and stepped through. Not a good idea at 0400hrs and after most of a bottle... Didn't realize it was 20 ft down. 20 Stone. You do the math.

And now... several tabs of ASA with a little codeine and some single malt to wash it down.

BTW, have any of you reprobates tried Innes & Gunn beer? Just tried it and daaaaaaang, that's some good ****!!
 
And lastly... I'm buying a new push bike so that I can fit back intae mah kilt.... Gilo, thanks for the nudge.
 

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