Don't know who the fat **** messing with me Foono is, I was sparked out. Did I really hit it with me bonce ? I thought she backed in to me. Did Utd lose today ? I knew it was gonna be a **** day when I dropped me new lid, fookin unworn.
Silly moo either pulled out and slammed on, the lad behind me even said he thought he could get out after me, or she stalled it. Whatever, I ran in to the back of her so I'm to blame like Gaz says. Gladly they were/are decent people and didn't make a big deal of it.
FFS :bawling