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Who the feck is Colin ( appart from Spoonz that is?)
Sorry mate should have been Colon:nana
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Have u noticed how much better they look the more you sup... Not that I know personally, just what I heard...
Seriously, never try and ride a bike with any alcohol whatsoever.
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Tell me about it , im an x ragin alki, 13 cans white lightning every day, lost everything. stopped 7 years ago now have 4 grand of camera an arsevee r , i do art and lifes good so take heed ! best saying i heard [which stuck ] was " good friend , bad master"
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Jessie , thats inspirational mate. You all do know the link should be clicked on dont you?
In the mean time:
"Suicide Bombers to go on Strike" Suicide bombers in Britain are set to
begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they
are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far
failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of
virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25% this
February, from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was the increase in
recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of
virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bomber's union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs
(BOOM) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and
immediately balloted for strike action. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told
the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause
of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return, and to be treated like this is like
a kick in the teeth."
Speaking from his shed in Fazeley in the West Midlands, in which he
currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama Griff Laden explained, "We
sympathize with our workers concerns, but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position
to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities
of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. "Thanks to Western
depravity there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a
straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. “I don't
like cutting wages but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they
won't be able to blow themselves up."
Spokespersons for the Union in the north east of England, Ireland, Wales and
the entire Australian continent stated that the strike would not affect their
operations, as "there are no virgins in their areas anyway."
Apparently the drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put down to the
emergence of Scottish singing star Susan Boyle - now that Muslims know what an
actual virgin looks like they are not so keen on going to paradise.
In the mean time:
"Suicide Bombers to go on Strike" Suicide bombers in Britain are set to
begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they
are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far
failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of
virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25% this
February, from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was the increase in
recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of
virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bomber's union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs
(BOOM) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and
immediately balloted for strike action. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told
the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause
of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return, and to be treated like this is like
a kick in the teeth."
Speaking from his shed in Fazeley in the West Midlands, in which he
currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama Griff Laden explained, "We
sympathize with our workers concerns, but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position
to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities
of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. "Thanks to Western
depravity there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a
straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. “I don't
like cutting wages but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they
won't be able to blow themselves up."
Spokespersons for the Union in the north east of England, Ireland, Wales and
the entire Australian continent stated that the strike would not affect their
operations, as "there are no virgins in their areas anyway."
Apparently the drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put down to the
emergence of Scottish singing star Susan Boyle - now that Muslims know what an
actual virgin looks like they are not so keen on going to paradise.
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Which one, brittany or susan boyle :devious
