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butch1276

butch1276

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HI FOLKS
thought i'd share this with you ,i got hit in the neck by a wasp yesterday just below my adams apple ,it then proceeded to sting me in said area and then drop into my neckline and down into my leathers:eek: ,so im now travelling at mach ten with a angry wasp down my leathers stinging me where ever it can i must ave looked a right **** from behind as i was samba'ing bigtime:biggrin on the bike lol ...... im fairly allergic to wasp stings and my whole chest swelled and went bright red kin ell i shat hehehe:dowhat . ive never got my leathers off so fast in the kitchen and pumped in some anti histamine ...i found the ******* too crawlin across the front of my undies eeeeeeeeek !!! needless to say he is now in several parts:fire ... hahahahahah i dont scare easily but i really shat with this specially as i had a bumblebee fly straight up my nose when i was about 8 on my pushbike pmsl
 
anyone else had some moments like this ??? cmon guys admit it ya know you shat when the bug got in your helmet/jacket/pants etc
 
I had a wasp climb up the inside of my trouser leg once but I whacked it before it got to my nether-regions!! :bash
 
missus had a wasp up her dress in ireland in a cab ,stung her on the ass as she sat down then alll over cabbie thought she was havin a stroke pmsl
 
My mate has had a wasp sting him in his leathers and he was doing a few few clicks at the time. He pretty much stopped and jumped of his bike smacking himself all over lol.

Butch, Your username isnt working there mate! :nana

Luke
 
I had a wasp fly inside my lid, never stung me but could here it buzzing round trying to. I stopped so bloody fast and in a panic through my lid on the floor. I checked my lid and it had gone so carried on home.
Took my lid off and about 5 min later heard a buzzing again, the bloody thing was tangled in my hair (yes I did have quite a mop at one time).
I would be ****** now - those of you who have met me will know what i mean.
 
All very funny and nice to know i'm not the only one.
Felt something go down the back of my neck whilst riding along, sensible thing to do would have been to stop and see but no, the brain must have still been in sleep mode so i slapped my neck where i could feel it moving. Yep you guessed it, the wasp stung F*!k out of me. Never got off a bike so fast in my life.
 
I got had by a bee down the front of my leathers about 10 years ago, doing about 80ish down some country lane, when in it flew, twatted it inside my jacket and the ******* stung me, slammed the brakes on and ripped my jacket off to see the furry little git squahed on my chest, suffered all the way home, and to this day, still have the bloody scar from it.
 
Once had a wasp/bee go up my kecks and sting my f`kin leg, whilst I was driving.

NOT funny.....................at the time LOL ! :biggrin
 
My mates Mrs got stung on the left **** just above the nipple ..............you should have seen how it swelled up, she was in agony and to this day never had so many offers to suck the poison out :devious
 
yep im in got stung on the neck by a jasper the little ******!!!!

riding my CX500 home form the shops, just bough a new jumper!!

through everything in the air when trying to nail the little ******* ,including my new jumper and my lid !
The lid survived the jumper didnt!!!!
 
Bee in the lid and a mouse up the trouser leg when cleaning out the grain silos on the farm:eek:
 
i stepped on a wasps nest in a forest when i was a kid, a cloud of the bast*rds appeared and i got 36 stings! probably 20 or so was on the 5 minute run home!

Probably karma for the magnifying glass 'incidents'
 
The missus got stung today on the forearm a treat. :thumbup:biggrin:biggrin:biggrin
I've had several fly into my lid over the years but luckily not been stung yet.
Tho i did get hit in my eye by one at about 30mph in May just as I left the club aprilia bbq gathering down the narrow lanes.:rant.
Couldn't see a DAMMN thing for miles after...except water streaming out of it.Then a 3hr ride home with a plug in the front tyre....after gettin a puncture on the way there...
GEE WHAT A DAY THAT WAS....:banghead :thumbdown
 

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