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Pop quiz on bikes

Joined Nov 2010
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Ok you win millions on the lottery but you can only have one bike. Stick with the tuono? If not what would you get?
 
Why would you only have one bike? Get ready of the misses and buy as much as you like:)
Very tempted to say a factory, or maybe a 998R or something like that.
 
I already have yin bike and its a Tuono, wits the point o winning millions and no filling the garage full o bikes min
 
Supercharged Tuono dripping in carbon fibre with SBK spec running gear... **** the rest....

oh, and a radar/laser jammer for the po-po


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
If I WAS that rich, I'd make sure that all my mates here got one goody each, for their bikes! And, as long as you worked as my pushbike trainer, I'll build you a Tuono like the aforementioned as well.
 
Yeah I can do pushbike training..... since Chubbymiller started coming out riding with me he's riding up hills rather than walking up them... Mind you the ****** wastes me on the downs, I can get more aero than him due to being half the size, but gravity is as gravity does and he comes past me like **** off a shovel.

Example here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX3e_wY1l9U
 
Yeah I can do pushbike training..... since Chubbymiller started coming out riding with me he's riding up hills rather than walking up them... Mind you the ****** wastes me on the downs, I can get more aero than him due to being half the size, but gravity is as gravity does and he comes past me like **** off a shovel.

Example here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX3e_wY1l9U

That is fast for dry let alone in the pissing rain ... you must be bonkers!

May I also make 2 x observations

I know you have a plastic pot on your noggin but lycra shorts and a vest aren't much protection are they ... unless they have some kevlar in them?

We are all so sure to wear leathers on our motorcycles but that skinny tyre is not a lot to hold on to the planet with!

Clearly one cannot cycle in leathers and that's why I don't have a push bike.

Oh! And I'm lazy!!

You are braver than me that's for sure.
 
One bike?
Easy,the Britten V1000,.....wot a fookin beast!
britten_v1000.jpg
 
Nice choice, Keith. Go to Youtube and listen to one running and at the track. Wood inducing wails....
 
Nice choice, Keith. Go to Youtube and listen to one running and at the track. Wood inducing wails....
I've seen it in action a few times mate,....the most memorable was hearing it flat out heading down to Creg ny Baa at the TT,...flippin awesome.
 

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