out of subject: do you guys have Con/Chem trails in UK?

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I told them to get their ***** away from over my house cuz I was painting my Panels! i hate the freaking dust and the ***** flies who like paint! lol rain is actually not bad because with the rain they cannot spray I sometimes watch them on windy days and I laught my *** off when their product doesn't stay and they abort the $$$ mission for that day! all chem personel go home! hahaha

errrrrrrrrrr riiiiiiiiiiight TAXI!!!!!
 
For ***** sake,you have to much spare time on your hands, get out on your bike,give it a thrash,or take a pill...........do something, just DONT look up.
cheers John
 
Yella...
Dude you need to stop smoking what ever you are smoking!!!! and stop watching so much american TV (Fox news)

These trails you speak of are Con Trails (trails of condensation) which form above the condensation level in the atmosphere from commercial and military jet aircraft.

They are not a conspiracy but purely a result of physics!!!!:thumbup

When jet engines burn fuel and air (that is how they work!) a by-product is water vapour. If the aircraft is flying above the condensation level this water vapour condenses into a visible form ie a little bit of cloud from each engine. Because of the airflow round the back of the aircraft some of these streams may merge and hence a 4 engined 747 may look like it inly produces 2 trails vice 4.

Depending upon the conditions (saturation level and temps mainly) the con trail may last only a few seconds or many minutes and these peristent trails drift with the wind and hence it can look like the aircraft are all on different tracks when they may be following the same airway.

Military jets in combat try not to fly in these conditions as it pinpoints their position to the enemy for targeting. But civvie jets don't care if people see them (that is why they are painted bright white with big logos on them!), they base their flight levels on the most economic (mixture of temp, true airspeed and headwind)

Sorry to spoil your conspiracy but I will bet my ape that the symptoms you experienced were not based on high level contrails from jet traffic.

It could be little green men or the CIA though, so best get inside and lock all the doors and windows:devious

TT:thumbup
 
Where would a normal passenger plane store the thousands of litres of "chem" needed to create a hundred mile long stripe in the sky.
 
This thread is awsome! nice one yella. Tell it like it is brother.

Go get yourself down to mac donalds and sort yourself out with 6 big smacks and one of those buckets of coke you guys have, sure you'll feel right as rain in no time. Hey at least your not riding round on a Hardley-Movingson. Twin for the win!
 
woof-woof kerplunk-kerplunk!!!!!

I think i am being poisoned!!!!! it must be a conspiracy!!!!:dowhat

Last week I went out with the lads and drank my own body weight in real ale and had a bucket of vindaloo..... that night I felt sick! :puke

The next day I had a headache that would have killed a civilian and felt rough all day!

I think I am being poisoned! It must be a conspiracy by the brewery! The CIA have infiltrated Wadworths and Theakstons!:rant

TT:devious
 

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