Twas one of them days…… everyone was out to get me !
1) Daft bitch in a 4x4 (yes phatcat a Volvo) roundabout 1 mile from my house decided it was fine to pull out and block the road – stop and gaupe at me while blocking the road – Strike 1
2) 20m later, riding through Masham – a junction on the left – dizzy bitch in some 4x4 looks right, stares for ages left and pulls out whilst still looking left – see’s me an stops in the middle of the road ! – at least she apologised… - Strike 2
3) ok, next “moment” was self inflicted – was a few wet patches and as I hit the gas to overtake a car…. Hit some **** on the road and had a bit of a sideways moment – kin made me smile so maybe 1:2 here!
4) A group of bikes caught up in a village and the first two passed me… first one on the wrong side of the road and a completely blind corner (not impressed) Firkin idiot !
5) Pulled to the side to let em all pass… last one - two up with a young lass on the back went passed and I tucked in behind – He rode well, rite to the point where he too went into a blind left on the wrong side of the road.
Stopped at Hawes and “met” the group – FFS it was his daughter on the back – not impressed at all – seriously - at all.
6) Ok, next one was me…. Came up to a group of Charlie / Ewen Wanabee’s… I
Overtook the leader while airbourne over the humps…. I obviously have so much to learn as whilst the zip creaked – it didn’t spilt… (Sorry - Aldo !!!! 
) – Guilty !
7) Decided that, maybe best to back off so head home over the goat track to
Kettlewell – Hmmmm kin group of cyclists… head down steamin up a hill not even looking where they were going – FFS a Prilly V twin and a hand full of gas (clutch in of course ) and the tw*ts still didn’t want to budge – BUT THEY DID !! - Srike 3 - but maybe that was one to me ?
8 ) Approaching Starbottom, car parked on the right, slowed down to pass – only
for some young **** coming the other way to over-take it – whilst not even
looking where he was going as he was in some ****** up conversation with his
other half – FFS !!!!!!!! – Strike 4 !
Gave up at this point – headed home in self preservation mode…… I wouldn’t
Care, but I set off at 8am to avoid all this **** !!!
Grrrrrrr !!!!!
Anyway, rant over - all calm now - wine does that...
