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Nut Ache

Joined Oct 2010
3K Posts | 2+
Abergavenny
Not sure whether its me leathers or whether the bikes been dropped down the yokes by a few notches and I'm pushed against the tank but by eck when I get off the bike after a long ride my nuts ache.

Anyone else suffer likewise or is it just me :dunno
 
I had nut ache after getting off the other day but i put that down to my frontal dismount, i suppose the next question is do you have short arms or the physique of Buster *****, just trying to eliminate possible causes here.
 
Get yourself some baggy leathers then you can tuck one either side of the tank.
 
Went to Padgetts in Batley the other day. New V4 T in two tone black & silver. Wanktastic, had to use toilets to relieve my nut ache. I want one.
 
I was riding in the Scottish borders a few years back...Jedborough way I think it was?...anyways...hooning along at a fair rate of knots (as you do)...the road just dropped away in front of me really REALLY steeply....I recon I got about 4 seconds of airtime, then ****** up the landing big style...my knackers slammed into the tank with me following through at about 60mph...had to pull over to stop myself from throwing up :drool
 
Tricky = not a nice picture I have in my mind now

Tifa = Very Funny. I know the feeling well. But how come the pain doesn't hurt the nuts but gets you right in the gut eh.
 
Steady on pinny, know i dont need my leathers at the mo but i dont want bay's sweaty conkers in them!
 
Ya Bas baggy. Thats just made me laugh in work. PS they aint sweaty just ache on the bike. I reckon its the leathers.
 
I think the new V4T would be bad for this.

In your case you could try sitting back on the pillion seat and leaning forward. This would ease the ache and also make you look well streamlined, or then again yi might jist look like a fud o the week winner.
 
Yes you might be right there g man but rest assured I get nut / **** ache cos its bigger than my gut ;). Obviously you wouldn't known what it's like to suffer with such problems ;)
 
Yes Ure right you are lean and as you said in another sentence you're a big **** as well ;)
 

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