Insure the wife,murder the wife,collect insurance payout,buy bigger house with bigger garage for more bikes....simples
This has been attempted before ;-
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy
marriage, a young husband decided to solve both
problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his
wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging
to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious
dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of
'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going
price for snuffing out a spouse was £10,000.
The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but
that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could
collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on
being paid at least something up front, so the man
opened his wallet, displaying the single pound coin that
rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and
reluctantly agreed to accept the pound as down payment
for the dirty deed.
A few Days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the
local Tesco Supermarket. There, he surprised her in the
produce department and proceeded to strangle her with
his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew
her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager
of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto
the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses
behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the Produce
Manager as well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were
captured by the hidden security cameras and observed
by the shop's security guard, who immediately called
the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he
could even leave the premises.
Under intense Questioning at the police station, Artie
revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual
financial arrangements with the hapless husband who
was also quickly arrested. The next day in the
newspaper, the headline declared...
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'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for £1.00 @ Tesco'
Welcome Ron, hope you find a way to get the Tuono
