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Sometimes you read something that really tickles you..How these journalists get away with inuendo is funny..

Just reading a story from the mail online, showing a picture of Boris Becker with his young girlfriend..She's laying face down in a very skimpy bikini whilst he strokes her back..Very nice bottom..Paper says "Sandy flashed her ring, while snuggling up to the tennis star"..

Yes yes ok..But I'm on holiday it's p***ing it down and I'm bored..But I thought it was funny.
 
Does he realise she's a ladyboy?


Memo to self...DON'T POST AFTER A BOTTLE OF WINE...
 
Hang on wtf does she see in him? He is fat, he is ginger and he is German. Ooops and very wealthy:devious

Nuthin against gingers fatties and dirty Germans. I aint the skinniest bloke on the forum:thumbup
 
supertedlover said:
Is early doors on that wine mark
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Two weeks holiday and it's rained practically everyday..The one day the weather people said it was going to be dry, we got soaked to the skin..So a bottle of wine seemed a good idea, as it's p**sed down all day here again..That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

But, despite that, my spellings still not too bad.:biggrin
 
Question is... Would you still stick it in her now? Even after she has taken Red Pecker Becker...? In my opinion she is damaged goods...:exclamation
 
Nice *** and yes the weather is s_it i off to ulster 2moz to the ulster gp a 500 mile trip in the rain cant wait:bawling
 
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