Mog listen, those 2Nos just aren't designed to be on track - the riding position does not allow you to get enough weight over the front tyre. That's why you keep falling off - a painful and expensive experience, as I'm sure you'll agree.
Luckily, your Uncle Si has a solution that's quick, easy and (virtually) painless. Start by stripping all those Tuono-specific bits - fairing, carbon covers, etc - off your bike, carefully wrap them up and put them in a large box, securely fastened with brown tape. Then, take it to your nearest Post Office and send it to me.
By return I'll send you all my tatty Mille bits which you can bolt on to your bike, making it ideal for the track with a wonderful front end that will allow you to magically complete a complete lap of Cadwell without falling off.
This once-in-a-lifetime, no-strings offer is for a limited time only - when it's gone, it's gone. Do not hesitate, do it now - you know it makes sense.
(321, you're back in the room).