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Joke

ozz

Joined Sep 2007
75 Posts | 0+
newton-le-willows. in the rain
I here that when garry glitter dies,he want's to be cremated and his ashes to be put inside an etch a sketch so the kids can still fiddle with his knob.

sorry if you have heard it,but it made me laugh.

ozz
 
40 pikeys arrive to the pearly gates with several white vans and caravans. Saint Peter asks them what they want and they say they want to get in heaven. Saint peter tells them to wait there while He checks with the boss. So of He goes to talk to God and says. God, I have 40 pikeys out there and they want to get in. God says, I tell you what, get the best 12 of them and allow them in, the rest, send them to hell. St Peter goes and comes back shouting, God they're gone. God says, what all 40? No the ******* gates!!!!!!!!!
 

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