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I used to go out in the rain

Nob

Nob

Joined Oct 2010
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But I'm just sitting here gorping out the window dreaming of it coz I can't be arsed anymore. I used to quite enjoy it, getting togged up and going for a bimble somewhere decent. Hardly anyone on the roads, just taking it easy. I used to find it refreshing.
I keep on thinking about getting a 'slow' bike for ****** days because the T makes it hard to control one's self eh.
Don't know what the fukks up. Lazy fat turd who likes slobbing on the couch scoffin bacon butties and supping coffee more these days a spose.
 
I like mixing my red and brown sauce in the same bun. Quite like a nice chilli sauce though. Levi roots reggae reggae brown sauce is the dogs bollox
 
Nob said:
I keep on thinking about getting a 'slow' bike for ****** days because the T makes it hard to control one's self eh.
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Ducati Multistrada 1000DS mate,...thats what yer need.IMO,the best wet weather bike ever.I had one but had to sell it to fund a van for me job.:bawling
These days I'll take Mrs.KB's 900 Monster if its wet.Its about 40bhp down on the T but still fast enough to be fun.:yes
Oh,this morning,...MotoGP on the telly,feet up,coffee in one hand,bacon and egg sarnie in the other,...fookin' heaven.
 
The wifes YZF Thundercat. Still enuf juice to spin the wheel in the wet with me on it. Not to much that I can't control my right hand.... And yeah... I like tae giggle at the dorks getting wet on their bikes as I spent a little dosh on good wet weather gear... Staying dry in the rain is FUN!!
 
bay_1472 said:
I like mixing my red and brown sauce in the same bun. Quite like a nice chilli sauce though. Levi roots reggae reggae brown sauce is the dogs bollox
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Damn I really want a bacon butty with some of that Reggae reggae sauce ... RIGHT NOW!
 
Nob said:
But I'm just sitting here gorping out the window dreaming of it coz I can't be arsed anymore. I used to quite enjoy it, getting togged up and going for a bimble somewhere decent. Hardly anyone on the roads, just taking it easy. I used to find it refreshing.
I keep on thinking about getting a 'slow' bike for ****** days because the T makes it hard to control one's self eh.
Don't know what the fukks up. Lazy fat turd who likes slobbing on the couch scoffin bacon butties and supping coffee more these days a spose.
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I used to go out lamping at least once a fortnight but now, the process of getting all togged up, sorting out the rifle, lamp, batteries and all the other bollox ... and getting back home after midnight, cleaning the rifle, locking everything away, having a shower ... well I can't be arsed.

Dare say the foxes are pleased.
 
...why nae jist git yer slippers oot an a copy o Weekly News as weel ye saft twats...

...instead o buyin fancy ***** get yersel an auld nail fur a few hunner quid and git oot there....ahv got the auld TDM (cheers Slomo) an its jist the berries in the shitey weather.
 
rico said:
...why nae jist git yer slippers oot an a copy o Weekly News as weel ye saft twats...

...instead o buyin fancy ***** get yersel an auld nail fur a few hunner quid and git oot there....ahv got the auld TDM (cheers Slomo) an its jist the berries in the shitey weather.
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Exactly R min. I'm gonna get myself an old Pegaso or summat. On a brighter note, I've found and purchased a stay for the Foono.
 
I think I know whit's up wae the pair o use's fuds, yer drinkin too much.

Lay off da sauce fir a week or so and yer'll be oot there like a man possessed.

g, next time oot lay off the trough and go do somewhere new.

Even on yer own.
 
Tis exactly why i've kept my old faithfull duke st4, great fun in the wet and pretty damn good in the dry too !!
 

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