Joined Jul 2008
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Found this review... Cracked me up!
Bullock, for those who aren't from farming stock, is a cow that has its balls cut off at birth. This causes the poor animal to become gentler in temperament, grow beefier (if you excuse the pun) and moo in soprano. A bull, on the other hand, still has its dangly bits in place and with it a raging temper, big muscles, a willingness to hump anything in sight and an aversion to anything red.
A Japanese naked bike is a bullock. It has the same structure as a bull, but its performance has been neutered and it now has weight issues. Aprilia's Tuono is a bull, full of beefy testosterone (or the bovine equivalent), brimming with aggression and ready for a fight. And the new Tuono Factory? This beast is an angry bull on steroids.
Bullock, for those who aren't from farming stock, is a cow that has its balls cut off at birth. This causes the poor animal to become gentler in temperament, grow beefier (if you excuse the pun) and moo in soprano. A bull, on the other hand, still has its dangly bits in place and with it a raging temper, big muscles, a willingness to hump anything in sight and an aversion to anything red.
A Japanese naked bike is a bullock. It has the same structure as a bull, but its performance has been neutered and it now has weight issues. Aprilia's Tuono is a bull, full of beefy testosterone (or the bovine equivalent), brimming with aggression and ready for a fight. And the new Tuono Factory? This beast is an angry bull on steroids.
