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Christmas prezzies review

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Lincolnshire, England..
TT Closer to the edge DVD, brilliant, they have captured all the thrills and spills of the most dangerous road race in the world.

Prezzie review score: 10/10


Tool belt, no comment

Prezzie review score: 02/10


Lounge wear set, ****** puffs day time PJ's

Prezzie review score: *****


Please add your own reviews..fD
 
Bottle Famous Grouse
Prezzie review score: 10/10 Hic!
Bottle x 2 Chivas Regal
Prezzie review score: 10/10 Hic!
Box of Twelve mixed real ale's
Prezzie review score: 10/10 Hic!
Four bottles crabbies ginger beer
Prezzie review score: 08/10 Hic!
Four cans of hobgoblin
Prezzie review score: 10/10 Hic!
Under wear and smelly's
Prezzie review score: 10/10

I think everyone I know thinks I drink a bit, but i don't i spill most of it Hic!!
 
I got the closer to the edge DVD too, aint watched it yet tho.
Screwdriver tool kit, which is brill cos my tools are ****.
A fair bit plonk, but nowt compared to our resident guzzler.
Chocs to fill the belly and pad out the blubber.
A jacket that will be too tight after all the plonk & chocs.
Oh and a good shag
 
Bike Time fae hec knows: 10/10
Two Klass Polo Necks : 10/10
Smart shirt and Jumper : 10/10
Absolute top Dinner : Priceless.

Cheers Fred yer Christmas dinner wis sublime.
 
Bought by me fer me

Underarmour man tights = 9/10
Cold gear long sleeve vest = 10/10
Golf brolly = 10/10
Footjoy winter gloves = 6/10 (like trying to peel a grape whilst wearing gloves ... no feel)
New 4-iron = 10/10 (might go down to 1/10 first time out)
Set of water proofs = as per 4-iron

Bought by others
Smelly from wife = 10/10
T shirt from wife = 6/10 (a bit gay!)
T shirt from youngest daughter = 10/10
Cufflinks from eldest daughter = 9/10
Route 66 clock / petrol pump ornament thing for office = 7/10
Bottle of Morgans spiced rum from wife = 8/10... never tasted it before ... might be pish but it's alcohol so still gets an 8
£40 Debenhams voucher from out-laws in exchange for the £40 M&S voucher I gave them = **** deal for me eh? 3/10... what the hell can I buy in Debenhams apart from maybe a lounge wear set??

No shag ... although I did wake up in the early hours of boxing day morning thinking somebody was giving me a good old tug ... until I realised was dreaming and that I'd gone to bed wearing my Footjoy winter gloves

Re-score

Footjoy winter gloves 10/10
 
For all I posted aboot golf yer chose never to comment.

Yer really are a total feckwhit.

Nae wunner yer no postin where yer should.

Yer don't even merit an answer in ma book.

:bigfinger

Yer don't even make it tae Fud.

Pikey Rules. :whocares
 
all for me
Abba bike stand, ted baker voucher, oven glove and a loud of love from my partner.
tuono smoked screen and shaving gear from my daughter.
£100 and a bottle of single barrel jack daniels from my mum.
all the usual stuff, smellies and socks.
And a bloody head cold!!!!!!
 
bottle o morgans- tiiiidy
drum sticks printed wi ma bands logo-tiiiidy
callander o the band-tiiiidy
tattoo an bike dvds-tiiiidy
an fae ma mither, wha buys some wierd ***** pressies every year,,, a pair o green wellies, and an open face balaclava,,,:no:eek,,,, fir whit ****** reason is beyond me, maybe she thinks ahm gaun bear huntin or some ****** wierd excursion.....it almost topped last years, binoculars wi built in fm radio:eek

oh aye an a total out the blue call fae a dude wha contacted me aboot 3 months ago, wanderin if the fechter wis still for sale,,,,could be gamo on :thumbup
 
Berghaus fleece - 10/10
FFDP (5 finger death punch) music cd - 10/10
2 books on Astronomy - 10/10
Senna dvd - 9/10
£150 cash - 10/10
bottle of kouros - 3/10 don't use it and never will...
shower stuff which always good as it saves me buying it.... - 10/10
and assorted sweets & nuts - 10/10
2 different bottle of Belhaven beer - 10/10 (but could done with a few more)
oh yeah a cheque for £1000 - 20/10.........:biggrin
 
Carbon fibre tank infill panels,10.5/10
Motocourse GP and Superbike annual,10/10
Joey Dunlop DVD,not watched it yet,so a tentative 8/10
L.E.D inspection light for working on the bikes.Its got a hook and a magnet on the back,so can be sited just about anywhere.8.5/10
Day out shooting and archery,...nice suprise,9/10
New clobber,...shirt/jeans,+ usual knickers socks,7/10
All pretty good really.:thumbup
 
For all I posted aboot golf yer chose never to comment.

Yer really are a total feckwhit.

Nae wunner yer no postin where yer should.

Yer don't even merit an answer in ma book.

:bigfinger

Yer don't even make it tae Fud.

Pikey Rules. :whocares

What the **** are you on about ... what posts about golf?

Was that during my exile from Tzone when, for months I couldnt post anything?

Where's the thread?

Point me in the right direction so I may share in your humour and bask in you golfyness
 
an fae ma mither, wha buys some wierd ***** pressies every year,,, a pair o green wellies, and an open face balaclava,,,:no:eek,,,, fir whit ****** reason is beyond me, maybe she thinks ahm gaun bear huntin or some ****** wierd excursion.....it almost topped last years, binoculars wi built in fm radio:eek

Binoculars with an FM radio? Are you serious? That sounds like something straight out of the Readers Digest Bumper Book of **** Inventions ! ... or Bettaware ... or Lakeland Guff

Years ago my mother bought my then fiance ... a set of napkin rings from a craft fair that looked like stuff from the garden had been loosely attached with wire to some pine curtain rings. She was well chuffed.
 
Bought myself Sony SLR a33 camera
MV number board from my lad,
Chocs, chocs n more chocs,
Fleece, 3 prs socks, smelly stuff.
Bottle of red vino
DVD about the Nimrod.
Indigestion from too many mince pies, trifle, quality street, hangover from too much claret and a mouth like the saraha desert, dry n raspy.
 
1 bottle of Jagermaster 10/10
1 bottle of Drum Grey 10/10
1 Box of shortbread 10/10
A Diary, a calender, a glasses case (from Iceland), slippers, and chocs -/- al OK
A framed photo for my lounge/living room table 10/10

and not forgetting Aldo`s gift of some cans .
A big thank you to you sir
 
for some reason my boy thinks i,m a fat bastard and needed a bigger bowl...


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for some reason my boy thinks i,m a fat bastard and needed a bigger bowl...


manbowl.jpg

Listen ... any family that spends more on a box of Magners than it does on a crimbo tree gets a big :thumbup from me !!
 
g, whit are yer thinkin aboot mucker, yer should have zoomed in on the bowl or taken the pic fae a different angle.

Hope he jinner disnae clock they weeds.
 
TT DVD closer to the edge
Bottle Morgans spiced rum
Bottle Glayva
Bottle Glenmorangie
Bottle Glenfiddich
Bottle teachers (it's ok we've got mixers in)
Kindle
Hein Gericke vouchers
Socks n pants
Cracking dinner
Great day with all the family round ours

Socks n pants
 
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